Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Squeeze my nunchucks till the juice runs down my leg...


So, that stuff about Steven Seagal? Turns out the pony tailed avenger has a side line as a blues man with his band Thunderbox! He's touring his new album "Mojo Priest" and hits the UK in the new year, including a stint at the hallowed Fairfield Hall in Croydon (straight after a long run of the "Nutcracker Suite" - how appropriate!)
Many dates, many opportunities to right wrongs, beat up local drug dealers and teach the good fight through the power of twelve bars and E7, A7, D7 chord progressions. Croydon council are scrapping their ASBO program for 10 days either side of the 21st Jan as the local hooligans run for the cover of Purley Way and it's warren of super stores, sofa shops and DIY leather centres.

Right, the campaign to rebrand Channel Five as "the home of Steven Seagal" starts here.

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